HK

In a Class by Himself

Contents

• Just for Laughs
• Shirl
• I Die for a Living
• Bringing Home the Bacon
• Tinkering
• Alter Egos
• What's Cookin'
• Gamesmanship
• Basics
• Kingsbridge

How to tell a joke.

• Comedy Clubs
• Punch lines
• How to tell a joke.

Stalag 17, Now that was one funny film.

Shirl

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Kitchen Dancin'

• The Floor Just Shook
• Trolley Tails
• The Kids
• High Test
• The Bailey Aces
• Louis L. & "Goldie"

What a couple.

I Die for a Living

You gotta think inside-out and backwards.

• Jig Sawyer
• Fastest Layout Guy in the West
• The First Test
• Against the Grain

If you don't like my work, the first die is free.

Bringing Home the Bacon

You Pay for Leads

• EB
• Chemsearch
• Electrolux
• Electric Golf Carts
• In Ground Modular Swimming Pools
• County Meat Packers
• Trade Winds
• Aluminum Storm Windows
• Nassau County Police Car Decals
• Gard-Rite

You have a split second at the door, and that's it.

Tinkering

Look 180^o in the other direction to find your answer.

• Lewis & Conger
• Tackle Football
• The Golf Game
• Ampro Games
• The Horse Racing Game
• The Baseball Game & Jerry Coleman
• Better than a spinner
• Hand Holder
• Inventions Wanted by the Armed Forces
• The Davis Loom

Magnets.

Alter Egos

Full House: 3 Kings; 2 Queens

• Drew
• Spencer
• Lois
• Lawrence
• Arlene

I taught them everything they know.

What's Cookin'?

He knew just how high the water drop should bounce

• Chicken 'n' Eggs
• Cheese Burger with Coleslaw on a toasted English
• Pancakes
• Chicken Salad
• Matzah & Butter: A meal in itself.
• He and Charlie "next-door" Built that Grill
• Hawaiian Punch
• Chow Main with Noodles
• Egg Salad
• Custom Bakers Cheese Cake
• Steak Again!?! The Story of County Meat Packers.
• Metracal.

Take all you want but eat all you take.

Gamesmanship

If he's crying he's alright.

• How to Play First Base
• Bidding in Bridge
• How to Get  the Runner When He's Trapped Between Bases
• The Play of  the Hand
• Golf Made Easy
• Whodayalike?
• Spot Bowling
• Watch the Guys feet and You'll Know Where His hands Are
• Touch Move
• The Vig
• Pinochle 
• Gracious Neither in Victory nor Defeat

Know the rules.

Rock Bottom Basics

When You're Asked for a Nail Never Bring One.

• Except six for pall bearers.
• Better Out Than In
• You Can Always Get Help at a Police Station.
• A Frisk 'n' a Frosk.
• Promise You'll Smoke Your First Cigarette with Me.
• I may not be much of a Jew; but Don't Call Me a Dirty Jew.
• You've Got to Play it Like the Queen is There.
• It'll Just take Two Nails.
• Christian Science
• Ya Gotta Follow Through
• It's a real word.

Passover Seder: Can we eat already?

Kingbridge

I only heard him call for his mommy one time.

• Box Ball off the "El"
• Minding the Store.
• Benzene in the air shaft.
• Thanksgiving Dinner upstairs.
• Fig Trees in the Backyard.
• Fitting in.

Should have found out more about him when we could?